Once upon a time, a tall, dark and handsome hunk fell in love with a fair-haired, twinky witch. With a twitch of his perky prick, the naughty little witch and his wicked twin-cousin raise sexual mayhem in and around 6969 Morning Glory Circle. This leads to a flying dildo, a Latino warlock popping the cherry of the nosy neighbor boy on roller-skates, a visit from an S&M witch doctor, workplace sex on a desk, and a poolside threeway with a billionaire client and an apprentice wizard, who is masquerading as the pool boy. In the end, love conquers all - until the mother of all mothers pays a visit.