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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

R20251h 53mMary Bronstein
IMDb 6.6 · Rotten Tomatoes 92% · Metacritic 78

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"Everything is under control."

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Drama
HotelTherapistLong Island, New YorkFemale ProtagonistSick ChildMotherhoodWoman DirectorAbsent HusbandPsychological DramaMysterious Illness

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What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) about?

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Who stars in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You stars Rose Byrne (Linda), Conan O'Brien (Therapist), A$AP Rocky (James), Danielle Macdonald (Caroline), Delaney Quinn (Child). The film was directed by Mary Bronstein.

How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a runtime of 1 min and premiered in 2025. It is rated R.

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You worth watching?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You holds an IMDb rating of 6.6/10. On Rotten Tomatoes it scores 92. Fans of Drama are most likely to enjoy it — TasteRay can tell you how well it matches your personal taste.

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