A kaleidoscopic sexfest of pixels. The gayest & straightest five minutes this world has ever known. Behold! As pant-less wonderbeings projectile vomit beauty rays onto rainbow-resistant mega-churches and wrestle their way through televised plumes of morally delicate love squadrons trampling over dehydrated sunburned lesbian babies. This massive aesthetic scourge is made all the more horrible by a series of defective plutonium-tipped integrity missiles cocked firmly toward any & all promiscuous looking skin-colored lady parts. This colorful nano-film is dedicated to the all global crybabies who hate love (aka those who fund California's Prop 8).