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Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems

20261h 36mClaude Schmitz

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Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.

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What is Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems (2026) about?

Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.

Who stars in Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems?

Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems stars Francis Soetens (Francis Conrad), Rodolphe Burger (Alain Crab). The film was directed by Claude Schmitz.

How long is Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems?

Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems has a runtime of 1 min and premiered in 2026.

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