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Semolina Pilchard

1520262h 3mMike Clarke

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"All you need is crime."

As a terminally ill Liverpool gangster summons his estranged eldest daughter back to their hometown after a five-year absence, his youngest daughter, determined to inherit everything, plots to eliminate her.

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What is Semolina Pilchard (2026) about?

As a terminally ill Liverpool gangster summons his estranged eldest daughter back to their hometown after a five-year absence, his youngest daughter, determined to inherit everything, plots to eliminate her.

Who stars in Semolina Pilchard?

Semolina Pilchard stars Sarah Louise-Chadwick (Clara Reynolds), Sophia Leanne Kelly (Danika Reynolds), Alina Allison (Rosie), Macaulay Cooper (Max), Joe McGann (Gerry Reynolds). The film was directed by Mike Clarke.

How long is Semolina Pilchard?

Semolina Pilchard has a runtime of 2 min and premiered in 2026. It is rated 15.

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