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Garchaster's Cornblade

NR20261h 49mKasper Meltedhair

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A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

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What is Garchaster's Cornblade (2026) about?

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter…

Who stars in Garchaster's Cornblade?

Garchaster's Cornblade stars Lyndsie Jane Earle (Stone), Kasper Meltedhair (Tarsia), Donald Farmer (Donald Farmer), Brewce Longo (Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite), Andy Heck Boyd (Gorgas Mordpan). The film was directed by Kasper Meltedhair.

How long is Garchaster's Cornblade?

Garchaster's Cornblade has a runtime of 1 min and premiered in 2026. It is rated NR.

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