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If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal

20131h 40mPaulo Rocha

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1920s. Vitalino, a small farmer from São Vicente sees his father die of the epidemic which decimated the country. Some years later, of all the brothers, Vitalino is the strongest and takes his father’s place in the house. But the village is too small for his aspirations and he decides to head to Brazil, leaving his sisters in charge of the household. In parallel with Vitalino’s story, If I Were a Thief… I’d Steal portrays the world of Paulo Rocha rummaging through his films and ghosts over the years.

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What is If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal (2013) about?

1920s. Vitalino, a small farmer from São Vicente sees his father die of the epidemic which decimated the country. Some years later, of all the brothers, Vitalino is the strongest and takes his father’s place in the house. But the village is too small for his aspirations and he decides to head to Brazil, leaving his sisters in charge of the household. In parallel with Vitalino’s story, If I Were a…

Who stars in If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal?

If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal stars Luís Miguel Cintra (Vitalino), Chandra Malatitch (Young Vitalino), Isabel Ruth, Lima Duarte, Márcia Breia. The film was directed by Paulo Rocha.

How long is If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal?

If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal has a runtime of 1 min and premiered in 2013.

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