It is a time of great distress at the great Galzonkian zoo. The "earth female" specimen needs replacing, so two bumbling aliens are sent to find and bring back the perfect woman. Along the way they run into a variety of mishaps and we're introduced to a variety of beautiful babes! plus flying saucers, the alligatorman, fish, a giant mutant eyeball, aliens, more flying saucers, stickfights, floating skulls, phone sex, alien sex, and more! A fun, sexy spoof of cheesy alien abduction films with more goofballs than you can shake a stick at!