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Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

Comedy
InfidelityFranceQueenParodyFlandersTax CollectorKnightMusketeerMiddle Ages (476-1453)Jester

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What is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine (1977) about?

Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees…

Who stars in You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine?

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine stars Coluche (Le roi Gros Pif Ier), Dominique Lavanant (La reine Madeleine), Anémone (La cousine Lucienne), Martin Lamotte (Le bouffon), Michel Blanc (Antremont). The film was directed by Marc Monnet.

How long is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine?

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine has a runtime of 1 min and premiered in 1977.

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