What does 35 years of a perfect marriage sound like to you? Do you really believe that love is eternal? What do you prefer, dressing saints or undressing drunks? How much does money buy? And what if I like people of the same sex? Where are we going to end up? What is the age of deserving? Are you there to choose or to be chosen? Have you ever thought that what you do is not right? Did you know that it is fashionable to be loyal rather than faithful? And are you a good catch? And what will they say when they find out? Is all this in bad taste? Have you already seen under the table?