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Spooner's Patch
1979–1982 · 3 seasons, 19 episodes · ended
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Seasons and episodes Spooner's Patch
Season 1
1979 · 6 episodes · about 3h
1. The Unwanted Prisoner30 min
Spooner isn't amused when the inscription 'Spooner's Pigsty' is daubed on the noticeboard; or when Constable Bulsover drives straight into his superior's car.
2. The Morning After...30 min
Spooner emerges from his flat above the station, still in his dressing gown and suffering a hangover with accompanying memory loss.
3. The Share-Out30 min
Bribery and corruption? Spooner and Goatman make a stout denial when the golf trolleys they trundle into the station prove to be full of wine, groceries and other goodies.
4. The Presentation Clock30 min
Spooner's great ambition is to win the golf club championship and the presentation clock that goes with it. In spite of cheating, he fails, but a surprise awaits him at the station.
5. Par for the Course30 min
Nothing goes right for Spooner on the day he is to play golf with the club president — from trouble with pensioners to being badly chauffeured by Bulsover.
6. The Share-Out30 min
The Mayor, one of Spooner's few admirers, asks him to keep an eye on his house while he is away. Greta, the au pair, is certainly worth keeping an eye on...
Season summaries3 seasons, 19 episodes
Season 1
1979 · 6 episodes · about 3h
Season 2
1980 · 6 episodes
Season 3
1982 · 7 episodes
Episodes run about 30 min. Last episode: August 24, 1982
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What is it about? Spooner's Patch
Follows the daily antics of Woodley police station, where officers are more interested in taking bribes and doing little work than catching criminals. Inspector Spooner lives alone in a flat above the station and often had to deal with the messes created by his junior staff.
Genre: comedy. Themes: sitcom, english police, workplace comedy, law enforcement satire.
Cast and crew Spooner's Patch
AllCreators
- Created byJohnny Speight
- Created byRay Galton
- CinematographyMike Whitcutt
- EditingGordon Hunt
- NetworkITV1
Full cast46 cast members across all seasons
Cast:
- Ronald Fraser · DI Spooner · 6 ep.
- Donald Churchill · DI Spooner · 13 ep.
- Peter Cleall · DC Bulsover · 19 ep.
- John Lyons · PC Killick · 19 ep.
- Norman Rossington · PC Goatman · 6 ep.
- Dermot Kelly · Kelly · 6 ep.
- Patricia Hayes · 14 ep.
- John Clegg · Vicar · 2 ep.
- Donald Morley · Mayor · 3 ep.
- Wendy Richard · Girl · 1 ep.
- Mavis Pugh · Woman · 1 ep.
- Stuart Saunders · Golf Club Secretary · 1 ep.
- Bella Emberg · Mayor's Wife · 1 ep.
- Jonathan Cecil · Capt Jim · 1 ep.
- Ava Cadell · Greta · 2 ep.
- John Barron · Golf Club President · 1 ep.
- Lynn Farleigh · Webster · 2 ep.
- Bob Bryan · Webster · 1 ep.
- Barrie Rutter · Psychiatrist · 1 ep.
- Anthony Sharp · Doctor · 1 ep.
- Bill Treacher · Car Owner · 1 ep.
- Jack Douglas · Man in Car · 1 ep.
- Richard Speight · Clapper Boy · 1 ep.
- Roy Barraclough · Landlord · 1 ep.
- Ballard Berkeley · Bank Manager · 1 ep.
- Richard Sheekey · Dutch Sailor · 1 ep.
- Willy Bowman · Dutch Sailor · 1 ep.
- Terry Gurry · Dutch Sailor · 1 ep.
- Chris Cunningham · Dutch Sailor · 1 ep.
- Amanda Barrie · Spooner's Girlfriend · 1 ep.
- Mary Conlon · Bulsover's Girlfriend · 1 ep.
- Sarah Carthy · Killick's Girlfriend · 1 ep.
- Stan Van · 2nd Waiter · 1 ep.
- Ronnie Brody · Man in Police Station · 2 ep.
- Billy Gray · Postman · 1 ep.
- Harry Fowler · Jimmy the Con · 1 ep.
- Frank Coda · Jimmy's Friend · 1 ep.
- Reginald Marsh · Senior Police Officer · 1 ep.
- James Villiers · Film Producer · 1 ep.
- Debbie Linden · Film Girl · 1 ep.
Crew:
- Colin Andrews · Production Design
- Mike Whitcutt · Director of Photography
- Mary Gibson · Costume Design
- William G. Stewart · Director
- Gordon Hunt · Editor
- William G. Stewart · Producer
- Ray Galton · Writer
- Johnny Speight · Writer
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Details Spooner's Patch

- First episode
- July 9, 1979
- Last episode
- August 24, 1982
- Status
- ended
- Network
- ITV1
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Original language
- English
- Studios
- Associated Television, Central Independent Television
Frequently asked questions
How many seasons does Spooner's Patch have?
3 seasons, 19 episodes. The last episode aired August 24, 1982.
Who’s in Spooner's Patch?
Ronald Fraser, Donald Churchill, Peter Cleall, John Lyons, Norman Rossington, Dermot Kelly, Patricia Hayes, John Clegg, Donald Morley, and Wendy Richard. Created by Johnny Speight and Ray Galton.
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